Navy Pilot Draws Obscene Picture In The Sky Audio

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It took 2 years for the audio of the Navy pilots drawing a sky penis to be released, but it was worth it

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· 2y · edited 2y

You have not properly served in the military unless there is a rule made because of something you have done.

Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the Gold!

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At the same time, you kind of have to admire their CO standing up for them and having their backs. "They're great officers who made a mistake that they'll never repeat!"

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Very true. The rule made because of me was not quite this interesting but I sure enjoyed it. I worked in a 24/7 weather squadron and we worked something called the Panama schedule (2 days on, 2 days off, 3 days on, 2 days off, 2 days on, 3 days off). It's a 2-week rotation that gives you a 3 day weekend once every 2 weeks. I figured out that if I requested off (using my PTO) every Sunday I was scheduled to work (1 every 2 weeks), I never had to work more than 2 days in a row and I had a 3 day weekend every week. I went into our leave request tracker and booked every Sunday off until the end of my time on active duty. They approved my requests but soon figured out what I was doing and no one else was allowed to follow in my footsteps... :)

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Request permission for flyby

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No singing slave spirituals while mopping the deck was the rule my department made because of a few Navy buddies and myself.

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I always heard that one backwards:

For every stupid reg there's an even dumber story.

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There are a whole bunch of them, they're the geneva conventions. Otherwise, yeah, as long as you're not murdering people I say draw as many sky dicks as you like.

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This needs to be on a plaque or something. Well put.

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In the Navy we had something called the 360 club. If you could bring about the carrier to a full circle without the OOD, GATOR, OR CO noticing you got into the club. The shit we did to stay awake on the balls watch.

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We are now no longer allowed to stick googly eyes to government vehicles or misappropriate our unit's label maker...actually that might just be me, not we.

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There may or May not be several new rules from my time in the Navy but I will neither confirm nor deny this

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And that's why we banned the game "cock rock"

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· 2y · edited 2y

Is this the new Top Gun movie?

Edit: I don't think I deserve it but thanks for the gold!

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The real reason Tom Cruise never earned rank

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· 2y · edited 2y

Yes. I can't believe they leaked it.